Geek Girl Guide

Superior time wasters

A collection of flash games to contribute to you being unproductive.

Robot Unicorn Attack- Yes, you probably heard about this one for weeks after it came out, but I still personally think it's the king of all flash games.

Doodle God- You can easily waste hours finding all the combinations in this one.

Coma- Beautiful, atmospheric, and slightly creepy.

Looming- Another beautiful, creepy game, you'll end up thinking about it quite a bit after finishing.  It has several endings. 

Frantic 2- Bullet hell, plain and simple.

Pixelvader- Another Bullet Hell, less frustrating than Frantic.

Robot Wants Kitty- I have yet to complete this game, but it is horribly fun/frustrating.

Machine

 

Dear humans,

I've broken this beautiful Machine. I'm not sorry.

It's become to much. I've tired of patching the pipes. I now watch them, listen to them, feel them burst and fill the room with acidic vapor. I'm not sorry.

I watch the gears jam. And the cogs break. And crack. I no longer wish to replace them. I'm not sorry.

I now listen as sirens go off. Screaming, wailing, screeching. I've tired of repairing this Machine. Warning lights flash red. Crimson. Carnelian. I'm not sorry.

I feel the sting of the vapor in my eyes, nose, throat. The thousand wounds acquired repairing the machine. I'm not sorry.

You will understand. I don't expect to be forgiven.

 

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